Aah, you just can't get good help these days can you?
It's just not fair is it? After all, Batman had Alfred. The Nanny had Niles. Even the Addams had Lurch for goodness sake! But where's that air of superiority and rapier English wit when you need it? Well actually, he's clinging to the nearest bottle of plonk!
He's the ideal gift for wine lovers. Butler on a Bottle is what's been missing from modern day dinner parties. The help that should know his place, spends the night putting you in yours instead! Razzing you during your shiraz and teasing during your riesling. He's pint-sized, pompous and delightfully impolite.
It's one liner after one liner – he just won't put a cork in it! Every time you tip the bottle, your very own little Jeeves has something to say about it. He'll stick to the stiff upper lip of your bottle all night. Using his internal sensors (or Butler's sixth sense) he knows when you've had one or two glasses, he can even tell when you've opened a new one and as the bottle gets emptier he tends to wurr his slurds...Hic!
Butler on a Bottle is the bar accessory you have to have! Just ask him – he'll tell you.
Now he may not be able to help Mr Sheffield fall in love with you, or polish your bat mobile – but he sure can help pour a bottle of wine...so call for Butler on a Bottle. He gives new meaning to a cheeky chardonnay.
Specifications:
Butler on a Bottle is about 8(H) x 6(W) x 11(D) cm in size and runs off 3 x LR44 batteries (included).






















